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Jonas Brothers - Dance Until Tomorrow
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Stranger: whats your name?
You: tuukka rask
Stranger: well isnt that cute
You: yeah, sometimes when i'm really angry i throw milk crates around
Stranger: where do you get those?
You: oh i just find them lying around.
You: sometimes i find them on my way off the ice, ya know
Stranger: where do you live then
You: currently? boston. but i'm originally from finland
Stranger: well isnt that swell
You: it truly is.
You: did you know
You: i love metallica
Stranger: yes i di
Stranger: something is wrong with my d key
Stranger: i definitively typed that right
You: ah i see
You: i don't like swedes ya know
Stranger: why not my dear?
You: just don't
Stranger: haha okay
Stranger: i wont judge
You: wanna see a picture of me?
Stranger: i guess so why not
You: http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/08yT5iLgREbZb/439x.jpg the number 19 guy has his arm on me
Stranger: nice moustache
You: thanks it's really nothing though
You: it was my attempt at a playoff beard
You: did i mention i love metallica?
Stranger: yes you did madam
You: oh yeah right
You: did i mention that i'm not a woman?
Stranger: you did not
You: well i am in fact a man
Stranger: really now
You: a man named tuukka rask
You: with luscious hair
You: a love for metallica
Stranger: tuukka is a girls name
You: it is not
Stranger: is too
You: i'm the future
Stranger: youre a terrible hockey player
You: no! i was actually very good
You: i didn't have much playing time at all this season
You: because we have god on our team
You: and god played better in between the pipes this year
You: he won an espy you know
You: do i look like a cat to you?
You: aw thanks
You: i'm allergic to horses
Stranger: im going to leave now
You: it was nice talking to you
Stranger: you too sir